Thursday, May 26, 2011

Revealed: How Area 51 Hid Secret Craft

The CIA created Area 51 in 1955 to test and develop top secret U.S. military projects in the remote Nevada desert. More than 50 years later, the base still doesn't officially exist and appears on no public U.S. government maps.

In the 1950s and '60s, Area 51 was the epicenter of the OXCART project, intended to create the successor for the U-2 spy plane.

The OXCART plane was expected to be undetectable in the air as it flew surveillance and information-gathering missions over the Soviet Union. But Area 51 personnel soon found it necessary to conceal the craft from the Soviets eyes even when it was still being tested on the ground.

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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Earthquake in New Zealand? Unfortunately Still Alive?

By Lee Waites

Like you, I was disappointed to find myself alive this morning. I woke up prepared to not wake up, checked my duffel bag, checked the sky, then searched the Internet for the signs. I was certain that I would be feeling the rumble of the cataclysmic earthquake in New Zealand spreading to consume the Earth. Depressed, I made my coffee, woke up my kids and explained that, sad as I was to say it, we would not be dying, or floating away, or anything exciting today. They seemed in shock. It could have just been sleepy, but I assumed it was shock. The poor guys didn't know how to deal with it. They were in denial. They just stared at some cartoon while they ate sausages.

I went back to my search. I thought, perhaps the Internet is breaking down due to all the news, getting overwhelmed. Maybe all the news Media is floating away without me and not able to cover the story. I did try to load the Harold Camping website, the one who predicted this date, which wouldn't load. So maybe they were the only ones that took off, y'know, floated away

There were a lot of things I was looking forward to being destroyed. I still owe some credit card companies. My car is still in need of repair. The power bill is still due.

I was not looking forward to the gnashing of teeth and wailing, or any of the other various calamities associated with the end times. But it did seem like a more exciting day than the one I have planned. 

I know we're all disappointed. But I guarantee you someone else is predicting the end of the world sometime soon. What am I thinking? 2012 is right around the corner. Thank God! Do not unpack your duffel bag people. The best is yet to come!

Thursday, May 19, 2011


Zombie Awareness Month, the CDC, and the Rapture

By Lee Waites

We've gotten past the hump. May is heading into the final stretch. As I'm sure you know, May is "Zombie Awareness" month. We at the Birmingham Free Press take this seriously. Along with the upcoming predicted Rapture, this year's May has been memorable. The CDC, likewise, has been on its toes. Thankfully they have prepared a list of things to be aware of in the event of the Zombie Apocalypse.

The CDC has listed Zombie Apocalypse right up there with hurricanes and pandemics. In their Emergency Preparedness Response Report, they include a number of details regarding zombie attack that you just won't find anywhere else, as well as some history and contact information. Of course, we at the BFP do not consider the CDC our first source of information regarding zombies. But we appreciate their regard for this potentiality.

Unfortunately, there is no information about the Rapture. If there is, it is cleverly hidden. We searched between Radiation Sickness and Rat Bite Fever and there is nothing. One might believe that, at the CDC they either do not believe the Rapture is upon us, or they consider themselves on the guest list, therefore, are just not worried. There are sources all over the place regarding what to do in the event of Rapture. The main one would probably be the Bible. I don't want to go into too much detail, especially since I didn't find too much detail in the Bible about the Rapture. But from what everyone is saying, it's going to be interesting.

The BFP would like to implore those at the CDC to please hurriedly post some information about post-Rapture procedures. When, and if they release this information we will keep you posted. We're just so thankful we don't have to worry anymore about global climate change, the oil shortage, union busting or any of those other pesky concerns. We got our tennis shoes ready and we're wearing clean shorts.

Click here for CDC's Zombie info

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

May is Zombie Awareness Month

Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.

Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.

The Zombie Research Society sponsors Zombie Awareness Month activities across the globe, and also offers products to help you spread the word!

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